The Ups and Downs of Ministery Ray
THE UPS AND DOWNS
OF
MINISTER RAY
THE UPS: HE LOOKS GOOD IN A SUIT.
THE DOWNS: But for god sakes don't see him naked.
THE UPS: HE WRITES GOOD STORIES
THE DOWNS: He can't spell any of the words you may find in the dictionary.
THE UPS: HE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT
THE DOWNS: If there's nowhere else to run.
THE UPS: HE WILL NEVER LEAVE HIS COUNTRY.
THE DOWNS: THAT’S BECAUSE THE OTHER COUNTRIES DON'T WANT HIM, AND HE THINKS IF HE LEAVES THEY WON'T LET HIM BACK IN.
THE UPS: HE WILL NEVER SAY A BAD THING TO YOU.
THE DOWNS: Not to your face.
THE UPS: HE IS WELL KNOWN.
THE DOWNS: to every one in jail, And to the ones he owes money too.
THE UPS: A NICE KISSER.
The DOWNS: Depending on what drugs he gave you.
The UPS: HE WILL BE BY YOUR SIDE
THE DOWNS: Until the cops come. Then he doesn't know you.
THE UPS: HE KNOWS HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL.
THE DOWNS: YA, Out of Pressing charges.
THE UPS: HE MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.
The DOWNS: The drugs again.
THE UPS: HE MADE THIS POEM. “THE SPIRIT OF LOVE WILL NEVER DIE. FIGHT FOR LOVE AND YOU WILL WIN.
THE DOWNS: That’s b#ll s##t he read that off the bathroom wall. What he did write was this “I go to pee but blood poured from between my knees. But that's OK this STD will be gone someday.
THE UPS: HE DOESN'T DRINK.
THE DOWNS: The sick F##k does all the dumb things a drunk will not even do.
THE UPS: HE LOVES TO HELP PEOPLE AND ANSWER THERE QUESTIONS.
THE DOWNS: If he doesn't know the answer, he well respond by interrupting
you by saying shut the Fu#k up.
The fact that this psycho is still alive is a wonder to us at Chaotic Comics.
One of the Vice President drinks. The other is on medication and not just
any medication. Ones you only get at a psycho ward. If he skips a pill god
knows what he will do. What are you taking about he's very cute? My name is
Linda and I think he can't help it. He is very funny.
He's not human! He jumped in to an electric fence on purpose, and lived. He's
been ran over two times. He's been throne off a roof of a house. He takes
pills that can kill a normal man. You know if he can be normal, he would.
He's a Minister. You got to be a good man to be a Minister.
The same man that got into a fight with a pit-bull all because he was bored.
The fact is he is out in public is scary. Well I can't help him there.
YOU JUST READ THE UPS AND DOWNS OF
Minister Ray
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